Eye are the key to cuteness

Find out the human eye never grows, amazing stuff.
Big eyes in a small baby's little head, there's only so much room for that room to fit in. I like this dudes comment and tried to think of other things with big eyes that could never be cute even with big eyes, like sharks :D the most amazing sea creature ever lived
(we're gonna need a bigger boat). Big black eyes and sharp tin opening teeth.



I want one, if not I could settle for a big shark jaw or a fake shake finn people use to scare people in sea.



Owl on the other hand. Still has the big eyes but I'm not seeing cuteness.
All I'm seeing is waffty eyes brows that remind me of my grandads (r.i.p) and something that looks like a incrusted penis.

Paper Cutting Art

You may hav to tilt your head to the left if u haven't figured it out just yet.
Inspired by cruffs the dog show as I'm sure there's a bit of the testing which involves the jugde holding it hand towards the dogs back side as if there was a small living room fire sitting on the creast of the dogs anus.



Me thinks this could do a better job in a couple of ways.
1st is it's a bit of a spit guard (the dogs backside spit)
2nd this would also steam up replacing the hand over ass test, the more condensation the better. This would also help with any other forgetful jugdes who forgot to wash there hands for lunch (no one likes a poopie hand.

Back to the paper art.
Another influence is the almighty human centerpiede film were a crazie german doctor surgical sows 3 humans together with there heads and anus (brillant film for a frist date).
The heads and anus would might be a good path to go with the paper chain idea but I like how all of the person is seen and it doesn't seem like they have been forced into putting their hands up the next persons back side unless it's a sick saw joke were they all passed out at a crappy party and have been told their car keys are up another persons bum. The twist to this is that if they had stayed the drinks were spiked with laxotive and would of crapper them out within 30 minutes.

Ninja fun time

A bit of art work involving a bit of shoe lace I got my hands on at work. I just played around with it til this idea came up.
I'm a BIG fan of ninja's and watching ninja assasin helpped with this also as poeple it the film weren't happy with one throwing star but clusters of the little buggers.
I also have a thing for the crosses to symbolise death, I think was also used heavy in pokemon for K,O pokemon as it was a kids program and on one can die or a charazard could never go on a murderous rampage.
This could work if pokemon got boaring. Going do the root of pokemon killing someone and starting a war between humans and pokemon, almost like the ainmatrix's showing the story of when humans tipped robots over the egde.
GOT TO KILL THEM ALL!!

Had to travel to birmingham for a blood test Last time when witnessing one I turned pure white and fainted, my family have not let me live it down since.
It's all to see if I have to take medication for the rest of my life, which isn't something I'm up for. When in an art gallery there was this piece were a male and female's pills they had taken was kept in a long carpet with pockets to hold the pills. The male died and his med-carpet ended. His lady friend is still alive so it was rollled up to indicate meds of the unseeable future.
I'm hoping my med history will be enough to fit in a big bag of reveals.
Last night I went to the doctors was when I was 17 and they looked at me as if I was wasteing there time, that or my big swede was blocking the view of the tv there were watching. I'm sure it was that time of the day for the cookery bit on this morning.

Start of a new sketch book

One of my very good friends matthew Campbell.
He brought me a new sketch book for christmas, I've start it off with a picture of the sexy man.
The chainsaw was my idea as he's a horror fan and the pic I used made it look like he was thinking of a new toy, booze was a possible. Idea but the chainsaw looks alot sweeter.
Shabba is just a awesome word to pull out which leached onto my vocabulary during George lambs air time on six music :D very much missed.... SHABBA!!!!

Blogger noob here!!

New to blogging but have been suggested to give this a bash.
Facebook has been the gateway drug for me to being doing this and hope it's works. When I say work I'm not sure where this is going to take me but don't mind were a new path will take me.
Things you can expect is Art work, stupid rants, lots of bad gramma and spellings, film/actor bumming and a lots of love for the simplistic things of life.